cricketsmack: hi! iraqe_ahmed!
iraqe_ahmed: are you busy
cricketsmack:of course not! not too busy for you!
iraqe_ahmed: thanx so where are you from
cricketsmack: don’t you know me at all? i thought we had something special!!
iraqe_ahme: yea u r so you are from usa ???
cricketsmack: how could you not remember me? you said you loved me!!
iraqe_ahmed: i dont say that i say we can marry and I did not enter the Internet for a long time
cricketsmack: i can’t believe this i feel like my heart is being crushed how could you do this to me? you’re just like all the others WAIT….DON’T GO ARE YOU THERE?? WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE MEEEE????
iraqe_ahmed: Do not think so if you know me well can not say such talk my rights
cricketsmack: I don’t know what the hell you just said…..but it was beautiful.
iraqe_ahmed: i dont say i cant love you i say we dont talk a lot
cricketsmack: you do? really? when can we meet? we can get to know each other immediately! I like puppies…do you like puppies? oh, say you’ll love me…pleaase?
iraqe_ahmed: yea do u have a mic i want talk you
cricketsmack: well…why don’t i just come there?? could you send me money?? i have lots of money..it’s just tied up right now. i don’t want this distance to keep us apart.
iraqe_ahmed: i cant come there becos i need a visa and i say that for you
cricketsmack: that’s the beauty of it…i can come there!! just send me the money. don’t worry about it. if you want this to work, we’ll need to compromise, muffin.
*tap tap tap* i’m getting the feeling that you don’t even care.
iraqe_ahmed: then i dont have a money i tell you that
cricketsmack: you know what i think? i think you’re lying! I think you don’t love me at all! I think you’re just doing this so that you can get to america! what about my feelings??? what about my heart? my soul? who do you think you are??
iraqe_ahmed: no i say that for you when we marry we can Family formation wonderful so why do you want a money if you love me can u send me your phone i want call you
cricketsmack: if i send you my phone, how will I answer?!?! you’re confusing me
iraqe_ahmed: no just send me it what i want call you now
cricketsmack: i’m afraid that this communication problem we have is poisoning our relationship. i’ll miss you. but if you love someone, you set them free.
iraqe_ahmed: no i dont have any girl in my life
cricketsmack: that’s a beautiful way to put it. thank you for your clarity.
iraqe_ahmed: I am telling you everything about my life and now your phone number
cricketsmack: you can guess my phone number!!???!?? That’s incredible!
cricketsmack: is this a riddle? i’ve got to go. my wife’s home